Showing posts with label JPM. Show all posts
Showing posts with label JPM. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

JP Morgan to FED: Thanks Chumps!

Strange weather. Late night thunderstorms had the dog all riled up, which was not fun if you happen to want to sleep. It was mostly sunny all day, then as I was leaving work it got very dark and rained very hard for about an hour. Then light again. "Unsettled" is what the weather for caster calls it. OK.

AP Gets Crabby
I am not sure what to make of the whole move the Associated Press (AP) is trying to make. It seems they have taken umbrage to the fact that bloggers all over the universe use their stories in posts. I know I do. I guess there is some concern that AP is not capturing the revenue they are due by this kind of widespread copy making. I guess that is fair enough.

I like Yahoo Finance for most of the news stories I use because I feel that AP and Reuters represent the basic mainstream media reporting that bugs me. If my using the stories from there is not getting back to AP, then perhaps they need to better monetize their material. I think it is useless to try and stop bloggers from excerpting, there are just too many to follow up on. Until I get a clear directive from AP, I will continue to excerpt stories. This may change in the future. Geez, can't even use mainstream stories any more!

Financial Stocks Unhinged
If you have been following stocks like LEH, WM, and WB it has been revealing as an exercise. One day up 15%, the next day down 8%. Day after day. Week after week. What does this mean? Probably two things at least:
One: Wall Street has zero ability to price financial stocks. While this has always been true (due to funny money book keeping) there seems to be a sudden realization of this fact. Add to this the serial dilution that capital raising does and you see that this area is subject to quick and nasty repricing to both the up and downside. Like I have said, the value of an insolvent bank is zero, but a FED bailed insolvent bank has a value of X. Solve for X and you have a trading theory.
Two: How much is short interest playing a role here? Wild swings of 25% from peak to trough have been weekly pretty common, and those kind of swings smack of short covering.

In either case, it bears watching to see the levels of volatility involved here. In a finance based economy I wonder how long things can remain reasonably ok while the money machine companies themselves are broken. We may have one part of that answer this summer when the FED runs out of cash.

JP Morgan to FED: Thanks Chumps!
From my favorite department, the department of "you can't make this up", comes this story from CNBC today about the JP Morgan (JPM) buyout of Bear Stearns (BSC) that the FED felt was the key to keeping the universe from unravelling and the end of the world as we know it:
CNBC
JPMorgan Chase: We Got Bear Stearns on the Cheap
By Charles Gasparino, On-Air Editor 17 Jun 2008 12:36 PM ET
JP Morgan Chase's top investment banking executives conceded yesterday that their acquisition of Bear Stearns was worth far more than the rock-bottom $10 a share price they paid, but that the market turmoil is still taking a toll on investment-banking profits and may result in further layoffs, CNBC has learned.
The executives—CEO Jamie Dimon, as well as investment banking co-heads Steve Black and Bill Winters—made the comments late yesterday afternoon during their first company address to the newly combined investment bank.
Bear was forced to sell itself to JPMorgan amid a run on the bank that nearly toppled the US financial markets as investors bet that bad loans on Bear’s books would leave the firm insolvent. Under the terms of the deal, the Federal Reserve guaranteed $30 billion of those bad loans, while JPMorgan agreed to assume the first $1 billion.
That said, Black, the investment banking co-chief, said the integration of the firm is proceeding "smoothly" and that JP Morgan "got something that has far more value then the price we paid," according to people who attended.

Not to say I told you so, but I told you so! The FED has no idea how sleazy these guys are. JPM not even a half year removed from getting BSC on a cramdown deal by the FED is already out gloating about it. If you were a BSC major stock price loser, you may be even more pissed off now.

I love this story. It shows how shameless JPM is, how foolish the FED is, and what a fix the rest of us are in!

Have a good night.

Monday, May 12, 2008

JP Morgan CEO Dimon Translator: "I Have No Idea What is Going On"

Well I went with a propane gas grill. The ease of use was the decider. I have successfully made dinner for two nights now using the new grill and I am very happy to have it. Much too long I was relegated to electric cooking hell. Flames are the only way to go when cooking meat. A little short on time tonight, so just a quick post.

JP Morgan CEO Dimon Translator: "I Have No Idea What is Going On"
When JP Morgan won the Bear Stearns FED bailout prize, the media was awash with glowing reports of CEO Jamie Dimon's amazing smarts and business acumen. I wondered at the time how smart and savvy you need to be to say "Yes" to a Federal reserve forced acquisition. Today Mr. Dimon was out in force giving confusing, contradictory, but amazingly hard number reads on the US economy.

Mr. Dimon estimated that the credit crunch is, get this, 75% of the way done. Why not 70%? 78%? Who knows. I guess he is saying the crunch is three quarters of the way done. Ok, I would say that is not an entirely crazy estimate, but then Mr. Dimon went on to say that the US recession is "just starting"!? Now I am confused.

I may be crazy, but when a recession happens credit gets HARDER to come by, and debt defaults get BIGGER. So if the credit issues are 75% over, but the US is just starting a recessionary period then something is amiss. Perhaps Mr. Dimon means that with the lending tree bank that is the FED the wall street banks have no credit issues! I would agree to that one. Mr. Dimon was also unclear as to how severe a recession may occur. Maybe it will rival the early 80's downturn instead of the baby early 2000 bust. After review of the entire set of stories and comments, I would offer that Mr. Dimon is guessing as much as anyone else is right now. That should inspire confidence.

Take a glance at the news stories today regarding Mr. Dimon's comments. At first the stories all were cheery over the 75% over comment, but after further review of Mr. Dimon's comments and their contradictory nature, the news reports stopped using the 75% figure and toned down the happy language a bit. You have to wonder about the media's objectivity when they trumpet positive news, and then bury poor news. Are you surprised?

Have a good night.