Showing posts with label Random Stuff I Wrote. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Random Stuff I Wrote. Show all posts

Monday, July 25, 2011

Housekeeping

It rained here in the Boston area right at the afternoon commute time. Of course no one here can drive in rain so I had an extra long ride home. Late start so just a few links, notes, and clean up.

Debt Deal Drama
I really think this is getting overblown. Still it holds lessons on how the new order of things operate. No less than 4 times last night I heard on mainstream news networks that a deal was desired "before the Asian stock markets open". There you are, stock markets are now the only gauge anyone cares about. Jobs, growth, and anything else is a side show to a few ticks of markets all over the world. Thanks financial crisis, now a 3% move in market indices is a reason to invoke national security. What will be the next step? "The War Against Lower Prices"?

Great Visual Aid
If you are into trading or just follow along with things financial you would do well to check out this post over at Dragonfly Capital:
Market Topography
Top shelf chart artist Greg Harmon gives you clear examples of some great trading formations like:
-Bull Flag
-Higher Highs and Higher Lows
-Symmetrical Triangles
And some more. Check it out!

To all the Genes I've Cloned Before
I had the project tracking system we use open today so I sorted it by my completed projects to see how many clones I have done since I started at my current job.

1078 complete expression constructs in 5 years.

Wow. What is funny is I can remember almost all of them at least a little bit.

Looking back over 12 years in molecular biology I can only guess that I have cloned about 2500 or so single genes, and made around 3500 expression constructs.

Here is what a vector map looks like:
Trust me it's not that complicated.

My favorite project? Cloning a novel aminoglycoside pathway with antibacterial properties from a soil sample. These things are HUGE and complex, very tough to find and harder to get expression. This one was arranged like the streptomycin pathway. For a general reading see Wikipedia's entry for Streptomycin and go from there.

Have a good night.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Sunday Quick Hit

It began raining last night and will rain for the next 4 days off and on. This is a major bummer.

Did a ton of yard work yesterday, my back is a little sore. This getting old crap is tiresome.

I am running some homework screens but I think this week we may see a turn in the markets so I am not really looking to get heavily into anything. We shall see.

Some stuff for tonight?

You STILL have not seen Brad Pitt's masterful work in "The Assassination of Jesse James"? Well you really should:


Who has seen Matt Dillon's debut film, a classic really, "Over the Edge"?:

Hee hee, that movie was so stupid it was good.

I love Gregory Hines in about all his films. Here in "Deal of the Century" he gets pushed too far and gives a guy's car "a little touch up!":

Nice.

Or in "Running Scared" paired with Billy Crystal:

Awesome.

Someone finally loaded the "Log" commercial from the Ren and Stimpy show. It's better than bad, it's good!:

Yup.

Have a good night.

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Saturday Random Stuff

Just some random stuff on a slow Saturday evening.

The Most Powerful Handgun in the World
This guy is fun to watch! FPS Russia has an entire library of gun related posts on YouTube and he cracks me up. Here he uses the 500 Smith and Wesson handgun??!:

"My hand hurts like hell".
They keep getting bigger. I am not into guns but thought this was crazy wild.

The Fisherman Story
This tale always made sense in a way that was both funny and sad:
One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue surf. He was enjoying the warmth of the afternoon sun and the prospect of catching a fish.

About that time, a businessman came walking down the beach, trying to relieve some of the stress of his workday. He noticed the fisherman sitting on the beach and decided to find out why this fisherman was fishing instead of working harder to make a living for himself and his family. "You aren't going to catch many fish that way," said the businessman to the fisherman. "You should be working rather than lying on the beach!"

The fisherman looked up at the businessman, smiled and replied, "And what will my reward be?" "Well, you can get bigger nets and catch more fish!" was the businessman's answer. "And then what will my reward be?" asked the fisherman, still smiling. The businessman replied, "You will make money and you'll be able to buy a boat, which will then result in larger catches of fish!" "And then what will my reward be?" asked the fisherman again. The businessman was beginning to get a little irritated with the fisherman's questions. "You can buy a bigger boat, and hire some people to work for you!" he said.

"And then what will my reward be?" repeated the fisherman. The businessman was getting angry. "Don't you understand? You can build up a fleet of fishing boats, sail all over the world, and let all your employees catch fish for you!" Once again the fisherman asked, "And then what will my reward be?" The businessman was red with rage and shouted at the fisherman, "Don't you understand that you can become so rich that you will never have to work for your living again! You can spend all the rest of your days sitting on this beach, looking at the sunset. You won't have a care in the world!"

The fisherman, still smiling, looked up and said, "And what do you think I'm doing right now?"

Yup.

Hugh Fitzcairn
In the TV series "Highlander" many stars made guest appearances. Names like Roland Gift, Vanity, Joan Jett, and Roddy Piper are just a few. On of my favorites was the recurring character Hugh Fitzcairn, played by The Who frontman Roger Daltrey. Sadly this character was killed off in an episode by Duncan Macleod's nemesis, Kalas:

Sorry for the bad quality, but this clip had just this scene. This was the best show on TV.

Berserker
On another thread I got all nostalgic for the film "Clerks". Here is the awesome Berserker scene:

Classic.

New Avatar
My new avatar makes an appearance in this cutscene from the second Knights of the Old Republic game at the 1:35 mark of "The Fall of Darth Traya":

Sick as all get out.

Have a good night.

Monday, June 14, 2010

Signs of a Recovery?

The Boston Celtics are one win away from a second title in three years. I did go on the record as picking the Celtics to win in Six games. Anything can happen, and certainly the Lakers can play better ball than they have, but this scrappy Boston team is close to another championship. Good luck guys!

Signs of a Recovery?
As anyone who read me knows, I tend to be net negative on the economy and things market wise. I have been for some time. It could be a huge bias on my part (possible!) or it could just be how I look at the information in front of me and go from there. For about a year we have seen rebounds in auto sales, home sales, consumer spending (did it ever really dip?), the stock markets, shipping volumes, and oil prices. Various metrics like GDP and the ISM look pretty good. So what's the problem?

In no particular order here are some signs of severe stress and problem areas I am looking at right now:

All Time Low Interest Rates Perhaps for as Long as Five Years
This item continues to be ignored but is in no way suggestive of a stable situation. San Francisco FED member Glenn Rudebusch suggest interest rates will stay at zero (he would prefer -5%; try that out at any bank and see how fast people pull their money!) until at least 2012. I think that is the very earliest a rate hike will occur, unless a bond event occurs (unlikely). Calculated Risk pokes fun at the large number of fools, I mean seasoned market players who were predicting rate hikes as far back as 2009! Too funny. CR thinks unemployment and inflation "expectations" will be the only things the FED is concerned with. Thus, as I said, 5 years from 2008 is a safe bet! This is in no way indicative of anything good and I have argued many times that zero rates are no a structural part of the markets and will be unable to change. When is this going to be discussed?

European Banks Set Records Using the ECB Overnight Lending Facility
As detailed by Zero Hedge, Euro banks are keeping gobs of cash at the ECB instead of other channels. My favorite line of "banks are afraid to lend to each other for fear of what's on a counter party balance sheet" has already been out in force. This is of course garbage. The remaining big banks have almost identical holdings thus it is not fear, but full knowledge that keeps them from trusting each other. This is another metric that needs to be addressed by the folks doing the stashing. What's the story boys?

Record Sales of Short Term Bonds with No Yield
The Housing Time Bomb covers the 3 and 6 month Treasury sales today and notes record bids for short term US paper. Now I will always argue about the perceived "safety" of US bonds, but the point is the markets see them that way and this is a clear signal that lending by banks is not going anywhere anytime soon. In a V shaped recovery situation the last thing you want to do is get zero return on your money, yet banks are lining up out the door to do just that. I feel like Bernanke does about gold, I am puzzled!

Gulf Oil Spill
While I am sure this will all be fixed by the President's address tomorrow night, the final impact of this event will not be known for some time. The repercussions from this disaster are going to be large and many in number. A huge unknown.

US States on Life Support; Pension Plans Gambling to Get Ahead
If all is well and getting better one would wonder why another 50 Billion is needed for the states (it will not end there!) and pension plans are getting aggressive in wild instruments to try and get some kind of return in a zero rate world. Is this a sign of an improving situation?

Assorted Items
-Housing WILL double dip
-GM ramping up production is going to look really stupid very soon. No worries, we can pay for it all again
-FNM/FRE/FHA losses to be around 500 Billion; assumes no double dip!
-Related to the Oil spill, how will this affect the economies of states impacted?

Plenty of warning signs, but I could be biased.

Something to Think About
Another great write up over at The Automatic Earth tonight and you would do well to read the whole thing.

An item I think is lost to many:
Apart from the arguments about trickles and floods, such strategic default is very socially divisive, which means it will be easy to generate a mandate to prevent it in the future, whether or not doing so would violate existing contract terms. Those who expect contract terms to remain inviolate are likely to be very disappointed in many instances. Governments don't 'fight fair'. When push comes to shove, they are perfectly capable of changing the rules abruptly, and retro-actively if they perceive it to be necessary. After all, we are already witnessing the demise of the rule of law in many obvious ways. The rule of law exists only when the centre agrees to be bound by the same rules as others, and that is less and less the case all the time.
The above is pointed towards debt "strategic defaults" but I think it applies to the market mechanisms many rely on. Many times I have read that in the even of hyperinflation, all one has to do do is buy long dated LEAP options or other such stuff and let the money roll in. What makes you think those contracts would be honored? Even if they were to be (I doubt it highly) a "windfall" tax of 99% would almost certainly punish a speculator who did this. The same applies to something like TIPS. Why would the government honor such a contract? Citing "National Security" or other such baloney they will not honor a monster debt payment if they do not have to, and they do not. They could also re-tool how inflation is calculated to screw you as well, they have done it before.

Just something to keep in mind. If things go bad you may find that the tools an mechanisms which exist today will not tomorrow.

Have a good night.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Sidetracked

Well, I did say I was going to be writing less!

Busy at work, busy at home, and staying with the new workout regime has trimmed my time to post. I should have a more expansive item up tomorrow, and there is always Friday night!

Sidetracked
The question I get most often on this blog is "Why are you so clueless?" but a close second place finisher is "How do you go about writing a post?". Well I can shed some light on my writing process as i was going to write a post tonight but ran out of time.

Basically I scan items from around my reading list (the blogroll and many beyond) and collect tales or ideas that I think important or that support a thought I want to put out there. I then start typing away and tie it all together, or at least the better posts do that! Of course wandering across the internets can get you lost and sometimes I get sidetracked. Tonight's list of financial articles that I did not use include:

US insurers have limited exposure in Haiti
US insurance companies have limited exposure to massive damage from earthquake in Haiti

What a relief! I man the only thing worse than maybe 100,000 people or more being crushed to death is the idea that our banks and insurance companies might have to pay out cash that is badly needed for bonuses! Perhaps the most sickening headline of the day. Disgusting.

I will stay with Yahoo Finance (they are always a main source for me and they never disappoint) and offer another fine moment in journalism:
Will hearings alter big bank bonuses? Pay experts say, "No."
You can read the article if you like but no where will you find the question: "If this is all for show, why are they doing it and better yet, why am I reporting on it and being a party to such a sham?"

On the "Things are shaping up for the biggest recovery ever" common wisdom Calculated Risk has a pair of outliers:
2009 GDP: Britain: Worst Decline in 88 Years, Germany: Worst since WWII
The usual bulltard will argue that the recovery will be large WHEN measured against such a drop and they are right. What a thinking man says is "If my stock loses 50%, don't I have to be up 100% to get back to even?" to which the bulltard will answer "But think of that 40% run up after the 50% drop, that will be fun!".

A pair of Mish articles were pure gold:
Measuring the Effect of the Stimulus: If You Don't Like the Results, Change the Yardstick
Even in the face of hard facts the President and his people still trot out the "2 million jobs saved or created" line and use twists of logic to get there.

Even better is that the FED thinks they can model, mathematically, what effect more transparency would have on the markets. You have to see that stuff to believe it.

If you think I am bearish or a gloom and doomer try checking out this end of the world preparation post over at Survival Blog:
COA Analysis of Common Survival Strategies, by JIR

Of course I get sidetracked and here are two that are great.

How long after being bitten by a Zombie would you last until changing into one:
The Zombie Bite Calculator
Yours truly would last 1 hour and 11 minutes before joining the undead. How about you?

The following picture reminded me of those old pictures featured on the headers over at The Automatic Earth:

Gizmodo asks "How Did They Make Zeppelins?"
The obvious answer:
Ever wondered how a beast like the Hindenburg zeppelin—a gigantic 803 feet in length and 130 feet in diameter structure—was built in the 1930s? Here's the answer: With the biggest ladders you can possibly imagine. [Thanks David Keyes
Who would even climb those things!!!!!

Have a good night.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

News, Examples, and Philosophy

It is Thursday night and the weekend looks like all rain. I am still taking nominations for Friday Night Video Fights. I have two matchups in mind for tomorrow, but it is never too late as I am looking for other combatants. After a few weeks we can move onto round two of the tournament.

Tonight I think there have been several additional developments on stories I have ran over the week and I will spend time on them. I will close with a more philosophical musing inspired by one of my favorite authors.

How Do You Write Anything After This?
In what is perhaps he ultimate summation of all things finance, I submit this take from Jesse's Cafe Americain:
The US financial crisis is always and everywhere caused by the triumph of short term greed in support of Ponzi schemes and frauds, perpetrated by a handful of Wall Street bankers and their accomplices in the political process and the media, facilitated by the wholesale weakening of the American mind and character and European and Asian greed and gullibility.
Everything else is commentary.
How do you write anything after that? I agree 100%.

Still, I will write tonight, that's why they pay me the big bucks after all. Oh, I do not get paid? Well, whatever.

Rumors Are All the Rage
A late day spike across the board lifted stocks out of a multi day semi slide. What was the catalyst? Nothing is for sure, but rumor was a frontrunning of the extension of the homebuyer tax credit. Home builders across the board (KBH, TOL, etc) jumped late day and other stocks followed for reasons known only to the privileged few. Why homebuilder stocks would rally when the vast bulk of sales generated by this credit is at the LOW end of housing (not McMansions) is lost on this writer, but then again I miss all kinds of things.

About that Tax Credit
I am shocked, shocked to find out fraud and cheating is running rampant in the housing tax credit program. Who would do such a thing? What kind of people are these anyway? (link from The Golden Truth):
Home buyer tax credit fraud called 'disturbing'
WASHINGTON (Reuters) — Thousands of individuals claiming the first-time home buyer's $8,000 tax credit may have been trying to scam the system, including purported 4-year-olds and illegal immigrants, according to a watchdog report released Thursday.
Treasury Inspector General for Tax Administration J. Russell George told a House panel that more than 19,000 people filed 2008 tax returns claiming the credit for homes they had not yet purchased. George said his office had identified another $500 million in claims, by some 74,000 taxpayers, where there were indications of prior home ownership.

He told a House Ways and Means oversight subcommittee that they also found 580 taxpayers under the age of 18 who claimed $4 million in first-time home buyer credit. One was 4 years old.

"Some of our findings, while preliminary, are somewhat disturbing," George said. Among the most striking instances of fraud include 4-year-olds, non-U.S. citizens and IRS employees inappropriately claiming the benefit, he said.
The only thing I want to add to this train wreck is that there is a provision that one must stay in the house for 3 years otherwise they tax credit has to be paid back. Here is a simple equation that even Keynesian's can follow:
NO IMMEDIATE FLIP GAIN = DELAYED BUT GUARANTEED FORECLOSURES + MORE WORK FOR THE IRS
Heck of a job, Stimulus!

Credit Cards: The Street Offers Better Rates
With Citi making the move to 30% rates on credit cards, you knew the whole crew was going to get in on this as well (via Clusterstock):
Now Chase Is Jacking Up Credit Card Fees (JPM)

Now Economic Disconnect grew up in a big city, and maybe, possibly heard through 3rd party sources (of course all hearsay mind you) about loan sharks. In 1992 a street rate was 25% on a 3 month loan. While far above the rates by the credit card companies (and with a much stiffer penalty for non performance!) the rates are rapidly converging.

Not to worry. As all the proponents of more government oversight tell us, Big Brother has your back and your best interests at heart. Want proof? Here is the headline (via Clusterstock again; those guys write a lot!):
Bernanke Says There's No Rush On Regulating Credit Cards
Despite the fact that some banks are charging as much as 79% yearly interest rates, Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke insists that Congress must use caution when the it comes to future credit card regulation:

Boston Herald: Federal Reserve Chairman Ben S. Bernanke warned Congress this week about efforts to move up the effective date of tough new rules for credit card companies, saying such action could hurt consumers as much or more than help them.
"Creditors must make extensive changes to their systems and business models in order to comply" with the new rules, Mr. Bernanke said.
Opponents of moving the date to Dec. 1 fear that credit card companies would push the costs of complying the laws earlier than expected on to consumers.
Mr. Bernanke said that the Federal Reserve can’t predict how speeding up the effective date would affect the availability of credit and rates on credit cards.
Look, for all you optimists out there that continually tell me I am crazy that because I think the FED is no smarter than your average 6th grader, allow me to replay that this line:

-"Mr. Bernanke said that the Federal Reserve can’t predict how speeding up the effective date would affect the availability of credit and rates on credit cards."

Now I am not an expert, but I think "predict" means to know beforehand, while all Bernanke has to do is pick up a newspaper. Or read this blog. Glad we are all protected. Oh, the Humanity!

Baloney is Just a Really Big Hot Dog
My two baloney submissions for today are:
-Via Naked Capitalism
The Problem is not "Too Big to Fail" but "Too Difficult to Resolve"
In fairness this submission is not entirely the author's, Yves Smith, final take but the presentation implies she agrees.

I will not recount the details, you can read them. Now kindly explain to me how we can land little robot rovers within 3 meters of target on the planet Mars (the equivalent of making a "nothing but net" basketball shot from Bangor Maine to San Diego California) and nobody in the world, not even the fools that made the problem, can figure out how to resolve the issue. No Way Period.

Besides, Goldman Sachs was so happy to tell the world that they are fully hedged no matter what happens, even if a New Stone Age should one occur. If every entity in the financial world is hedged so perfectly so that no problem can harm them, than lets call the bluff. I think you can see something does not quite fit here.

In the spirit of all the "Exit Strategies" that supposedly the FED and the government have to extricate themselves form all things financial, let us see how that is going:

-First up, another adherent to the organic growth without jobs club, the least popular club in high school:
The growing case for a jobless recovery
Ok.

So what if the 2-3% GDP growth is entirely from government spending?:
Christina Romer on Impact of Stimulus on GDP
Who needs jobs when the government can make up the difference. What was that? You said the government revenues, which should pay for this stuff, is obtained from taxes on the working, who have no jobs? You are naive! Stand in the corner!

Not to worry, whether it is CASH FOR ....toasters, refrigerators, washing machines, boilers, DVD players, dental floss, car batteries, cell phones, underwear, your wife, or cookware the government will spend what is necessary and avoid any large votes so nobody gets upset. It is death by a million small spending plans (and no, no cash for your wife, I made that up):
Like it or not, here comes more stimulus
Stimulus, the Never Ending Story.

Philosophy, is the Talk on A Cereal Box
Thanks for the lyrics Edie!

One of my favorite writers, Ilargi, of The Automatic Earth has an expansive introduction tonight that I think should be required reading for anyone of voting age, and a forced read for any elected politician in the nation. Here is the link.

While I hate to excerpt such a fine piece, I have too. First up:
Back to where Paul (Ron Paul) misses the truth about the end of the economic system. Sure, not baling out the broke banks would have been a start. It would, however, not have solved the problem, not even close. The libertarian class, of which Paul poses as a great defender, and to which Mike Shedlock is a proud subscriber, claims that the issue is not capitalism or the free market. (After all, these are their deities.) For them the trouble all starts -and ends- with government and its rules and regulations.
As a Libertarian I really wanted to see if I have been missing something. More:
In other words, the free market system has failed America miserably. Well, at least in this instance, and that by itself should raise very grave doubts about that system.
And it's not all that hard either to see why that is. If you let market participants free to pursue what is in their best interests, without forcing them to give priority to society's best interests, they will eventually figure out that the best single investment they can possible make is to buy the government. That allows them to make the laws. Which is detrimental to the rest of society, and leads to the sort of mess we're in right now, which even libertarians concede is not desirable.
I concede this point. The buying of government is the single most powerful argument against Libertarianism.

The next segment is key:
So you would have to prevent that from happening. For which you need laws and regulations to keep those market participants out of the government. Since free market guys and dolls don't want regulations, they have no solution to offer. Exit left, center stage....

...Capitalism might or might not work only if and when you could keep corporations out of the government. If you can't, disaster is assured for everyone but the corporations.
Truly insightful writing. I wonder where we would be with writers like Ilargi around for the last 20 years.

I agree here, but with a caveat.

There is a poker saying, which sadly has had so much repeating it has become another cliche:

"If you can't spot the fish (poor player) at the table, you are the fish"

So in the game of life in the USA, who is to blame for the crisis?:
-The Capitalist Ideals?
-The Government?

As always the answer is right in front of us all, but ignoring it is much easier.

The fish at the table is YOU.

(By YOU I do not mean the many readers here or at TAE, or many other fine sites, I mean the general public).

Ilargi captures the very essence of the problem:
"Capitalism might or might not work only if and when you could keep corporations out of the government."

And whose responsibility is it to do that? Corporate America? The Government? Are you on drugs?

The responsibility is yours, the voter. Amazed by the government money that pays your salary, astounded by the public works money that builds a park on your block, mesmerized by the never ending unemployment benefits that make not working less upsetting (you think that is out of concern, man you are naive!) you allow the same crop of politicians to sit at the houses on Congress for years never ending.

We, the voters are to blame. We accept the corporate worlds influence on our government as if it is natural. This is because, given the same circumstance, most regular folks would do the same. This is disgusting.

Every other year there is this thing called an election. Whether you are Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Green, Martian, or from Canada you at some point will have to place your bias aside and start removing those that stand in the way of progress. Take Ben Bernanke's testimony about credit cards today. He should be gone. Nobody can reasonably argue otherwise. Any party, any man or woman, that stands behind Bernanke after today deserves whatever he/she gets down the road.

The corruption, the fraud, the utter failure that is the US Capitalist system will end when voters stop allowing for people to be "human" and demand that they be "public servants". I have laid it out. Want to lay odds on it happening? I do not.

Have a good night.